Do you ears hang low

Do your ears hang low
Do they wobble to and fro
Can you tie them in a knot
Can you tie them in a bow
Can you throw them over your shoulder
Like a Continental Soldier
Do your ears hang low

Do your ears hang high
Do they reach up to the sky
Do they wrinkle when they're wet
Do they straighten when they're dry
Can you wave them at your neighbour
With an element of flavor
Do your ears hang high

Do your ears hang wide
Do they flap from side to side
Do they wave in the breeze
From the slightest little sneeze
Can you soar above the nation
With a feeling of elevation
Do your ears hang wide

Do your ears fall off
When you give a great big cough
Do they lie on the ground
Or bounce up at every sound
Can you stick them in your pocket
Just like Davy Crockett
Do your ears fall off

Do your ears hang low
Do they wobble to and fro
Can you tie them in a knot
Can you tie them in a bow
Can you throw them over your shoulder
Like a Continental Soldier
Do your ears hang low