I'm a Nut
I'm an acorn, small and round
Lying on the cold, cold ground
Everyone walks over me
That is why I'm cracked you see
I'm a nut! I'm a nut!
I'm a nut! I'm a nut!
Called myself on the telephone
You to hear my golden tone
Asked me out for a little date
Picked me up about half past eight
I'm a nut! I'm a nut!
I'm a nut! I'm a nut!
Took myself to the movie show
Stayed too late and said "Let's go"
Took my hand and led me out
Drove me home and gave a shout!
I'm a nut! I'm a nut!
I'm a nut! I'm a nut!
I'm an acorn, small and round
Lying on the cold, cold ground
Everyone walks over me
That is why I'm cracked you see
I'm a nut! I'm a nut!
I'm a nut! I'm a nut!