The Grand old Duke of York

Oh, the Grand old Duke of York
He had ten thousand men
He marched them up the hill
And marched them down again

And when you’re up, you’re up
And when you’re down, you’re down
And when you’re only half-way down
You’re neither up nor down!

Oh, the Grand old Duke of York
He had ten thousand men
He marched them up the hill
And marched them down again

And when you’re up, you’re up
And when you’re down, you’re down
And when you’re only half-way up
You’re neither up nor down!

Oh, the Grand old Duke of York
He had ten thousand men
He marched them down the hill
And marched them up again

And when you’re up, you’re up
And when you’re down, you’re down
And when you’re only half-way up
You’re neither up nor down!

Oh, the Grand old Duke of York
He had ten thousand men
He marched them up the hill
And marched them down again

And when you’re up, you’re up
And when you’re down, you’re down
And when you’re only half-way up
You’re neither up nor down!